David Just Spent a Million Dollars on This

Did she catch you crying? No.

Would you hide it? No, she's seen me cry.

She's seen me cry. I've done that before. I've always tried to hide crying in front of a woman. Do you try to hide crying when you're in front of a woman?

And then what did she say?

She says, "Pussy." And then she punches me in the dick. Uh, no, no, no, she's totally cool. Usually when I cry, she's crying too because we're watching something or listening— not listening, it's usually when we watch something.

You weren't both crying listening to Congratulations?