David Just Spent a Million Dollars on This

Yeah, like, like what? Like, for example, like, I saw that Will Smith movie, uh, with his son, Pursuit of Happiness. Pursuit of Happiness. And I, I fucking bawled during that movie because—

okay, that's exactly what I just told you.

Yeah, but why? I could tell you why. Can you tell me why you bawled? I, I bawled during it because we were homeless when I was a kid, and it reminded me of fucking being homeless.

Where'd you live? I lived in my grandmother's for a while.

Ha, plot twist! So you weren't homeless, you lived at your grandmother's. Okay, okay, okay. All right, so you were homeless, but you guys were staying at relatives? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, that kind of just reminded me of that. Yeah, that's—