David Just Spent a Million Dollars on This

All right. Okay, so, uh, a couple— like a year ago, Jason was seeing this girl, and they were— they were fondling with each other. They were having sex. I don't know, I wanted to make it sound cute. Uh, there's nothing cute about Jason having sex. Um, no, but…

A few months.

It was like on and off for, for— it wasn't like serious dating.

and then, and then 3 months later, um, our other friend Jerry ended up sleeping, yeah, with the girl that Jason was seeing. Yeah. And this was 3 months after Jason cut ties with this girl. And Jerry told me this when we were having a little secret session at…

Oh my God, he's such a blabbermouth. I will know not to tell him anything.

No, no, no, no, no. You know why? It's because I said a big secret and our other friend said a big secret and it was time for him to share our big secret. He was pinned in a corner. So he goes, he goes, You can't tell anybody about this, especially Jason. I h…