David Just Spent a Million Dollars on This

Sometimes people say that to me, they'll go, Well, I can tell you, but you can't tell anyone. And I go, don't tell me.

Okay, so let me backtrack. Um, Jason. Yes, correct. Good. I'm like trying not to say the real person's name. Um, a couple—

don't give too many details. I want—

you were— I'll be careful. I want to protect him. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Okay, so, uh, a couple— like a year ago, Jason was seeing this girl, and they were— they were fondling with each other. They were having sex. I don't know, I wanted to make it sound cute. Uh, there's nothing cute about Jason having sex. Um, no, but…

A few months.