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David Just Spent a Million Dollars on This
Yeah, I have to kill the doctor and the mother. It's crazy. It's tough, and that's why I don't like time machines.
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Or maybe he's the guy in line at Starbucks that you just hate instantly. Maybe he was the guy who's like, "Fuckin', there's too much foam in this." Did you hear that his mom— And then pop 'em.
Did you hear that his mom wanted an abortion, but the doctor talked him out of, the doctor talked the mom out of an abortion? Really? Yeah, so that makes you think. What if the doctor was sent from the future to talk the mother out of the abortion because the…
Fuck, now you gotta kill two people.
Yeah, I have to kill the doctor and the mother. It's crazy. It's tough, and that's why I don't like time machines.
How's your dating life going? It's good.
I'm— that's a tough transition. How about we just stop talking about the Hitler thing because it's starting to creep me out.
Okay, we had an incident today. Oh, okay.