David Just Spent a Million Dollars on This

She was a famous, uh, actress.

What kind of acting did she do? I already know the story. I just, I just wanted out of Jason.

She did some porno acting. Yeah, she was a porno actress. She's a porn star, apparently.

and she's with a giant rear end and, and no clothes on under— on her rear end. Really? Like a big thong. Like, it was really weird.

Like, I was like, are you a fan of her work?

No, I don't know her. But I was, I was saying like, get out of the house, you know, leave, or whatever. And I only saw her front, but then when she wanted to leave and I saw her back, I was like, oh, maybe you don't have to go. Because, you know, she had like…