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David in Love
And I'm like, no, fuck, fuck. I grabbed the remote, return SpongeBob. I start pulling my pants up and I hear the lock from the front door and it starts opening. I get my pants to around my knees and I'm like, fuck it, I can't get them all the way up. So I grabbed the pillow, throw it over my lap, and I'm just sitting here like this.
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Oh boy.
So I'm sitting there just doing my thing, and I look over and I look through the front window and I see her walking up.
No, no.
And I'm like, no, fuck, fuck. I grabbed the remote, return SpongeBob. I start pulling my pants up and I hear the lock from the front door and it starts opening. I get my pants to around my knees and I'm like, fuck it, I can't get them all the way up. So I grabbed the pillow, throw it over my lap, and I'm just sitting here like this.
Do you have a boner at this point?
No, instantly gone. Everything.
Yeah.