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David in Love

So I'm sitting there just doing my thing, and I look over and I look through the front window and I see her walking up.

October 18, 201928:19Heath
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David28:05
Yeah.
Heath28:06
Um, but I knew she was like that, so I always knew when she would be home exactly. So I was like, all right, I'm good, haven't gotten a call yet. She ended up taking off work early, going grocery shopping, doing things. So she came home early and never called…
David28:18
Oh boy.
Heath28:19
So I'm sitting there just doing my thing, and I look over and I look through the front window and I see her walking up.
David28:25
No, no.
Heath28:25
And I'm like, no, fuck, fuck. I grabbed the remote, return SpongeBob. I start pulling my pants up and I hear the lock from the front door and it starts opening. I get my pants to around my knees and I'm like, fuck it, I can't get them all the way up. So I gra…
David28:44
Do you have a boner at this point?