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Yeah, so I'm sitting there living room, and my mom's the type to always call, let me know the most ridiculous details. Hey, I'll be home in 10 minutes, I'm dropping something off at the post office. And I'm like, okay, I don't, I don't care. Like like, I'll s…
Yeah.
Um, but I knew she was like that, so I always knew when she would be home exactly. So I was like, all right, I'm good, haven't gotten a call yet. She ended up taking off work early, going grocery shopping, doing things. So she came home early and never called…
Oh boy.
So I'm sitting there just doing my thing, and I look over and I look through the front window and I see her walking up.
No, no.
And I'm like, no, fuck, fuck. I grabbed the remote, return SpongeBob. I start pulling my pants up and I hear the lock from the front door and it starts opening. I get my pants to around my knees and I'm like, fuck it, I can't get them all the way up. So I gra…