David in Love

Bro, do you know how much I was drooling sleeping? I've never drooled this much ever. Did you see me drooling? No, I was—

I wouldn't care if you were drooling. I don't get grossed out by that.

I'm always scared about the flight attendants seeing me because the flight attendants always are like, they're like, whatever, nice to me when I get on the flight.

But when I leave, they're always a lot nicer, almost to the point where I think I did something embarrassing in my sleep where they have—

you have this fear. You've brought it up before that you think you're doing this. I sat next to you on two flights today. You didn't do anything.

You didn't snore. But they're like extra nice to me, like I did something like really like fucking embarrassing, like I was drooling in my sleep. That's the vibe I got, cuz they were like, bye, have a good day, David. Like, they're like, they're like a lot sw…