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David in Love
Get past Maroon 5, get past Nick Lachey, and then get to Go to your masturbating session.
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So the only thing I had was MTV music videos.
Oh, you're talking like Pussycat Dolls, Jenny from the Block. Oh, okay. Wow. I didn't know you were like that.
So I had to have one right after school. I'd have on, like, the top 10 countdown. And then when it'd be like Maroon 5, I'd be like, fuck, you have to wait. My favorite.
Get past Maroon 5, get past Nick Lachey, and then get to Go to your masturbating session.
I had that and then SpongeBob, like Nickelodeon, on the last button. So like, just in case anything ever did happen, I just press like return and it'd be like—
that was the most powerful button as a kid, is the return. I don't think kids nowadays will not understand what the power of the return button did on the remote, because you could be watching one channel and one button will get you to the channel that is like…
Yeah, well, TV's all I had, so that's what I was doing. I was in the living room going at it. My mom—