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David in Love
And we joked about it, but he's He's actually dead. And then you'll go, no, but seriously, Jason was a— he was a good guy, and, um, you know, we're gonna miss him, and he was a great guy, and he was a— he was a good dad, bro. And then you're gonna go— and then you're gonna go like this. You'll be up there for about 90 seconds, and you're gonna go, and so, um, I'm donating, uh, $200,000 to Wyatt and Charlie's college fund, and, uh, rest in peace, Jason. And that'll be it. You'll solve it with money.
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Those speeches, this is how it goes. It goes, it goes, it goes sentimental line to funny To funny, to funny, funny, sentimental, and then you wrap it up with funny. That's how it works.
It's a funeral, David. It's not a fucking bar mitzvah. What are you saying? You won't be able to be sentimental. I don't think you have it in you. I literally— this is what I think you'd do at my funeral. I think you'd get up there and be like, you'll get up…
He's dead.
And we joked about it, but he's He's actually dead. And then you'll go, no, but seriously, Jason was a— he was a good guy, and, um, you know, we're gonna miss him, and he was a great guy, and he was a— he was a good dad, bro. And then you're gonna go— and then you're gonna go like this. You'll be up there for about 90 seconds, and you're gonna go, and so, um, I'm donating, uh, $200,000 to Wyatt a…
No.
Yeah, you will. You'll solve it with money. Sure, everyone will go, oh my God, he's the best. You're crazy. But you won't actually, like, you won't actually go to an emotional place of where you're gonna miss me.
100% would. I've talked so highly of you already and you're alive. Like, I— no, I will.