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But do you know how like, like over the top I go? Like when I go to— when I go to this to check my cyst up, like I'm cool with talking about it on my podcast because it's like this doesn't feel real to me because it's like I'm not going to confront these people like, like at the doctor's office. But like one time I was going to the— I was going to his office and, and it was for my cyst. This is like one of the first— this was actually the first time I was going for my cyst. So in order to avoid awkwardness in the waiting room, because I've met like people that I know in the waiting room a lot of like doctor's offices, and it stresses me out. So, so in order to avoid awkwardness, I wrapped my wrist with just like a, like a, with like a white wrap, and I was sitting in the waiting room playing with my wrist. I'm not kidding.

September 16, 202111:54David
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Jason11:49
I'd love to see your cyst.
David11:50
I get so—
Jason11:51
dude, because I had it, you know, do you know the same thing? But I had the operation.
David11:54
But do you know how like, like over the top I go? Like when I go to— when I go to this to check my cyst up, like I'm cool with talking about it on my podcast because it's like this doesn't feel real to me because it's like I'm not going to confront these people like, like at the doctor's office. But like one time I was going to the— I was going to his office and, and it was for my cyst. This is l…
Jason12:40
Just a spring. Just a spring in my asshole.
David12:44
Yeah, seriously. And then I went in there to take it off and I'd fucking volleyball.
Jason12:49
You know how it is.