David Has Left the Country

Oh, regardless, I went in and I was like, I was like, it was time to just look at it because it bothered me the other day, but I squeezed it out. So it's good. But I went, I know it's disgusting. Um, I went in there and this is the first time ever that I haven't seen him a couple months. And he's like, hey, how are you? And he opens the door and I walk into the room and instead of him closing the door, It's his new super hot, like 20-year-old assistant. And I'm like, fuck, like, this is like the least, like, I think it should be illegal to have anybody under the age of 30, like anywhere near a doctor's office. I just think it's like, it freaks me out so much. I don't know. It's especially cause like 20-year-olds like watch my videos. So like the last thing I want is like me on a table, like with a flashlight up my ass, like spreading my ass cheeks. So I was like, I do not want her like operating down there or whatever's going on. So he's like, what seems to be the problem? And I do— I fucking panicked. And I go, I go, well, first off, how are you? I say that so awkwardly, like so awkwardly. And he's like, I'm good, good to see you. And I'm like, okay, so there's this mole on my stomach. And I just fucking make something up.