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David Has Left the Country

They burned it. They burned it because somebody outside was cold. So they started a fire with it. That's what my parents said. I went to the dermatologist the other day, and this is like my go-to guy. Like, whenever I need anything, like, he's the guy. I'm not embarrassed to be around him. Like, fucking pull down my pants, show him my ass cheeks, whatever, whatever I have to do. And as you know, I've been battling a quite ginormous cyst on my ass.

September 16, 20218:28David
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Jason6:30
And he gave Toby some money, which is all mine now. You took it? Are you broke?
David6:36
Yeah. Um, I, um, yeah, he— MrBeast gave my brother $10,000. And, um, and which is really funny to give to a 12-year-old because it's like, what the fuck? So like we're traveling back and, you know, he put it through TSA. Nobody stopped him, which is crazy. An…
Jason8:26
What happened to the money?
David8:28
They burned it. They burned it because somebody outside was cold. So they started a fire with it. That's what my parents said. I went to the dermatologist the other day, and this is like my go-to guy. Like, whenever I need anything, like, he's the guy. I'm not embarrassed to be around him. Like, fucking pull down my pants, show him my ass cheeks, whatever, whatever I have to do. And as you know,…
Jason8:50
On your ass, not your face?
David8:51
Yeah, well, they work on anything. Like, anything.
Jason8:53
For you, it's your ass.