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David Has Left the Country
I said to him, I was I was like, yeah, the girl like tried to put cocaine in my penis. And I was like, don't tell anybody. And he was like, yeah, yeah, okay, I won't tell anyone. And then he would proceed to just tell everybody that story over and over and over again. So if the UPS guy came in to like hand a package, before he'd leave, he'd be like, oh, Jerry, before you go. And he'd be like, oh yeah, what is it, Norm? And he'd be like, this guy right here likes to put cocaine on his cock.
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No way you drew the line at cocaine on penis. Whoa.
So I went in the next day and, and I told Norman. He was like kind of like an older brother to me at this point, and I was new to the city, so I was like, oh my god, wait, how long have you been working for him now? Like, now that you give him this big story,…
And because Taylor didn't start telling me her cocaine stories till like 4 months in, at least.
I said to him, I was I was like, yeah, the girl like tried to put cocaine in my penis. And I was like, don't tell anybody. And he was like, yeah, yeah, okay, I won't tell anyone. And then he would proceed to just tell everybody that story over and over and over again. So if the UPS guy came in to like hand a package, before he'd leave, he'd be like, oh, Jerry, before you go. And he'd be like, oh…
Oh my God.
That's funny.
And then he even said it to my mother when my mother came to the party. Oh my gosh, she was like, hey, yeah, like, you know, your son likes to put the cocaine on his cock.