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No way you drew the line at cocaine on penis. Whoa.
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One time, one time I was, I was like 21 and I was like an intern or whatever. And I hooked up with this girl. And when I was there, she tried to put cocaine on my penis and snort cocaine off my penis that night.
And she tried or she did it? You can be honest. She did it. There's no way you said no.
You're right.
No way you drew the line at cocaine on penis. Whoa.
So I went in the next day and, and I told Norman. He was like kind of like an older brother to me at this point, and I was new to the city, so I was like, oh my god, wait, how long have you been working for him now? Like, now that you give him this big story,…
And because Taylor didn't start telling me her cocaine stories till like 4 months in, at least.
I said to him, I was I was like, yeah, the girl like tried to put cocaine in my penis. And I was like, don't tell anybody. And he was like, yeah, yeah, okay, I won't tell anyone. And then he would proceed to just tell everybody that story over and over and ov…