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David Has Left the Country
I don't say in love. I say I don't think you like me anymore. I think you're very happy with Todd. I'm not trying to intrude on that at all. And I deadass have no feelings towards you at all anymore. And I don't think you have feelings towards me at all. But I'm saying at one point, at one point in your last 25 years on Earth, can I say one thing? You have had a crush on me.
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But no, I think it's kind of weird. Like you've all had crushes on Natalie. Ilya had a crush on Natalie. You had a crush on Natalie.
Todd, she's the only girl that's around. Yeah, the mime had a crush on Natalie. No, Nat.
So let me— so this is— I was thinking about this the other night because you and I got another little tizzy about this the other night. You're like, I know that you are in love with me. And I'm like, No, I'm fucking not.
I don't say in love. I say I don't think you like me anymore. I think you're very happy with Todd. I'm not trying to intrude on that at all. And I deadass have no feelings towards you at all anymore. And I don't think you have feelings towards me at all. But I'm saying at one point, at one point in your last 25 years on Earth, can I say one thing? You have had a crush on me.
There was a point in time, and I know this because people would say this about us all the time, our close friends, and when people would ship us, right, on the internet, right? There was this time where people were like, infatuated with your and my relationsh…
Don't make me sound like a baby.
You are a child, a little child. And in a way, in a way, I'm, I'm your friend. There's this weird little line because I'm your friend, but I'm also like your mother. Like, I literally take care of you and do things.