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David Has Left the Country

Um, but like, people don't understand that I record, like there's 6 hours of footage. What happened the other night? Yeah. Yeah. Why didn't you laugh? I was like, nothing funny happened. And you said it to him. Um, like I record for 6 hours of footage and for 5 hours and about 50 minutes, I'm not laughing.

September 16, 202125:32David
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Jason24:53
Like, I was like, oh my God, David and Ilya, he's the same fucking person when it comes to that. Yeah, I know Ilya would be like, yeah bro, fucking propose at the wedding, let's do it. It's not a double wedding.
David25:02
I don't give a fuck. I also wanted to bring this up because it just popped into my head, but I talked about it on Carly and Aaron's thing. Everyone's always like, why does David— like, when people meet me in person, they're like, oh my god, you're not laughin…
Jason25:31
Right.
David25:32
Um, but like, people don't understand that I record, like there's 6 hours of footage. What happened the other night? Yeah. Yeah. Why didn't you laugh? I was like, nothing funny happened. And you said it to him. Um, like I record for 6 hours of footage and for 5 hours and about 50 minutes, I'm not laughing.
Natalie25:50
Mm-hmm.
David25:51
It is boring as shit. Right. It's just like us trying to make each other laugh. Right. I'm only including the parts that are making me laugh. That is what makes The video is the video. Like, I don't just walk around. I like, I really do love the videos where…
Jason26:22
And like, I, I think that happens to a lot of comedians.