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David Has a New Roommate

Well, no, because I remember everything. Because Ilya's such a cliché business guy. Like, what the fuck does that mean? This is a good thing. Like, he's like the story you hear, like, I was selling seashells at the beach. Like, I was going from one beach and then I went to the next beach and I sold them at the other beach. Like, that's the type of guy he did.

May 3, 20204:33David
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Jason4:18
I forgot about it.
David4:19
Jason throws it outside. Plonk. Jason pulls out a gun. Anyway, listen, Ilya's a super big business guy. Ilya, how long have you been into business? And let me say this.
Natalie4:31
How long have you been into— what kind of question is that?
David4:33
Well, no, because I remember everything. Because Ilya's such a cliché business guy. Like, what the fuck does that mean? This is a good thing. Like, he's like the story you hear, like, I was selling seashells at the beach. Like, I was going from one beach and then I went to the next beach and I sold them at the other beach. Like, that's the type of guy he did.
Natalie4:50
That's what it is.
David4:51
Like, give me some of the things he would sell. Like, in high school, this is my favorite thing that he would sell. You sold fake headphones. Yeah, he sold fake headphones from China and he would sell it to our friends as actual Bose headphones.
Natalie5:02
I remember that.