David Has a New Roommate

My mom did this funny thing today. We were, my bank called and like we were like in the middle of like a business talk. Like, yeah, a lot of business, like, you know, all, all the brand deals. We have a lot of brand deals going on, so we're like talking about them. And then my bank calls and they're like, we're transferring $1 million to your other account. And like, it was like a big, like, you know, like a super business talk. And then my mom calls like right in the middle of it and she's like, have you seen your father's black coat? Where is his coat? We've been looking for it. And it was so funny because they've been— they call me fucking twice a week about this fucking coat. I borrowed it. I borrowed it, I think maybe in November around Thanksgiving time, and my dad can't find it. And I was like—