David Has a New Roommate

Taking advantage of a teenager. That's so funny. So classic. I used to have a friend. He grew up in New York. And he said he would get mugged every day on the subway. He grew up on the Upper West Side and he would just be on the subway and he'd be like, I'm g…

Have you ever, like, have you ever been mugged? Have you ever been mugged?

I've been mugged.

I can't imagine being mugged.

Yeah, it's like someone literally just— such, such an invasion of privacy. The only thing I can think about is you do I'd just cry. I'd just be like confused. I'd be like, what the fuck? I'd be like, what the fuck's going on?

That's not what you do though.