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David Has a New Roommate

Eric was walking. Our friend Eric was walking. Some guy walks up to him and he's like, hey, man, can I shine your shoe? And our friend Eric goes, yeah, sure. So this guy starts shining his shoe and we were like, I don't fucking know, 15, 14, whatever. And the guy's done. Eric starts walking away. He's like, yo, where's my money?

May 3, 202022:14Ilya
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Ilya22:12
No, no, he was walking.
David22:13
He was walking. Are you explaining? Explain it.
Jason22:14
Okay.
Ilya22:14
Eric was walking. Our friend Eric was walking. Some guy walks up to him and he's like, hey, man, can I shine your shoe? And our friend Eric goes, yeah, sure. So this guy starts shining his shoe and we were like, I don't fucking know, 15, 14, whatever. And the guy's done. Eric starts walking away. He's like, yo, where's my money?
Jason22:31
Yeah.
Ilya22:31
And Eric's like, what are you talking about? And that's all I remember.
Jason22:34
Taking advantage of a teenager. That's so funny. So classic. I used to have a friend. He grew up in New York. And he said he would get mugged every day on the subway. He grew up on the Upper West Side and he would just be on the subway and he'd be like, I'm g…