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And I've never gotten caught cheating. I was an expert. I got through every single year of high school through cheating. I've never done my own work. I got one of the highest grades in chemistry. I couldn't name a single element. I was just incredibly gifted at negotiating for paperwork from people, homework, tests. I had it all ready before I stepped into the room. I was very lucky. And I always thought to myself, if you could cheat, you can make it. That's part of life. If you could get the answers, that's the same as you being smart enough to get the answers. That's how I always looked at it. And yeah, and we were this community college class together and I got caught cheating. And I remember I told the teacher the stupidest thing. I was doing Vine at the time and I was like, I was just doing Revine for Revine. And she knew I was like making money from Vine at this point. And she believed me and she like gave me back my test and I finished it. I don't know what I got, but I was definitely cheating. I was texting Alex in the back the answers. I already finished, but I was texting him what I got.

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Jason36:28
We got—
David36:29
which, which is very rare. We're all in the same class, the four roommates. It took us till college freshman year. We went to community college, and the last test I ever took in college was my final. I got caught cheating.
Ilya36:40
I remember that.
David36:40
And I've never gotten caught cheating. I was an expert. I got through every single year of high school through cheating. I've never done my own work. I got one of the highest grades in chemistry. I couldn't name a single element. I was just incredibly gifted at negotiating for paperwork from people, homework, tests. I had it all ready before I stepped into the room. I was very lucky. And I always…
Jason37:27
Wow.
David37:27
You had Alex then too.
David37:28
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah.