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all the kids went to the office. I was in the room with the dean, and the dean's like, I'm sorry, man, we can't do anything, whatever. So I ended up having to go. And then also what happened was my friend's mom— I will never forget, this is the coolest thing that I think, like, one of the coolest things that anyone's done for me. My friend's mom ended going into the dean's office, the other dean at the other high school, and she pretended to be my aunt. And she's like, this is my nephew and he lives with me now and he needs to go to Brent Hills.

June 12, 202531:19Ilya
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Natalie31:06
I think the place that Ilya moved, it was like he was one street away from the Vernon Hills zone. Yeah, so we're like, it's so easy, just let him do it.
Ilya31:12
The dean was being such a dick, such a dick. And like, it's crazy because what ended up happening—
Jason31:17
did all the kids go to the office? And how did it—
Ilya31:19
all the kids went to the office. I was in the room with the dean, and the dean's like, I'm sorry, man, we can't do anything, whatever. So I ended up having to go. And then also what happened was my friend's mom— I will never forget, this is the coolest thing that I think, like, one of the coolest things that anyone's done for me. My friend's mom ended going into the dean's office, the other dean…
David31:46
And they were like, you're lying.
Ilya31:47
Yeah. And they like, they caught the lie, obviously. But like, she like really went to like great lengths.
David31:52
She was in love with you.