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David Goes to Court

Anyway, so I got to call this in.

October 24, 20191:18Jason
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David0:47
I was very bad. I was speeding, didn't have my license on me because my wallet got stolen, so I didn't have anything on me. I had— I didn't have plates on my car either, so my wallet was taken like a week before this, right? And I didn't have— I didn't have m…
Jason1:09
Pictures of, like, you and Jeff.
David1:10
Just pictures. Pictures of me and Charlie Puth. You sure you want to give me a ticket? I know Charlie Puth. No.
Jason1:18
Anyway, so I got to call this in.
David1:20
Yeah. First off, I was insured when I got pulled over, but I got to the courtroom and the judge, like, talks for, like, 5 minutes. She gives a whole speech about, like, whatever, whatever you got to do.
Jason1:29
Yeah.
David1:30
And then she goes, maybe I can get some people out of here earlier. And she goes, is there a David Dobrik here? And I go, yes. And she goes, were you insured May of 2019? And I didn't know when I got pulled over, so I went, uh. And she's like, I'll take that…