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David Goes to Court
I was very bad. I was speeding, didn't have my license on me because my wallet got stolen, so I didn't have anything on me. I had— I didn't have plates on my car either, so my wallet was taken like a week before this, right? And I didn't have— I didn't have my license, didn't have my insurance. And didn't have my registration. Yeah, it was really bad. Really bad. I showed him some pictures on my phone. Like, that's how I proved who I was.
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I'm going to be using my regular voice. What the fuck are you doing right now?
Okay, roll the intro music. Hey guys, it's the Views Podcast. I'm David, that's Jason. Um, I want to talk about the other day I went to court, Jason. I went to court for, um, oh yeah, I heard, for a moving violation, for, for a couple tickets I got for, uh, m…
When did you get a speeding ticket?
I was very bad. I was speeding, didn't have my license on me because my wallet got stolen, so I didn't have anything on me. I had— I didn't have plates on my car either, so my wallet was taken like a week before this, right? And I didn't have— I didn't have my license, didn't have my insurance. And didn't have my registration. Yeah, it was really bad. Really bad. I showed him some pictures on my…
Pictures of, like, you and Jeff.
Just pictures. Pictures of me and Charlie Puth. You sure you want to give me a ticket? I know Charlie Puth. No.
Anyway, so I got to call this in.