David Goes to Court

Yeah, so I got a delivery of Pop-Tarts. I love Pop-Tarts, and they sent me like a care package from Pop-Tarts, and it was, it was a little box. So I'm like, oh, there's probably one box of Pop-Tarts in there, like a new flavor, something like, I don't know, some fucking crazy bubblegum Pop-Tarts. Yeah, like Bruno Mars blue raspberry, Justin Timberlake flavored Pop-Tarts. Anyway, so I open it and it was the brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tart, which I love. But guess what? It was fucking unfrosted. And I almost lost— I looked around because I thought maybe Natalie was recording me. I thought it was a prank. I was like, who eats these Pop-Tarts when they're not— the frosting is the best part of the Pop-Tarts.