David Goes to Court
It's a military term. It's like, you know, FUBAR, the village— they bombed the village. It's FUBAR. I was out, I was out in, uh, I was in Dallas and I got off stage and I walked and I walked in and like 10 guys from the improv, security guys, come over to me like, we have a situation in the backyard, in the back. And I was like, what's going on? Like, there's two guys out there, and there's two guys in sunglasses standing in like military positions, and they're just like not moving. And they're just standing by my car, and I like, I look through the window and I'm like, and they see me, and I'm like, oh fuck, like that. And I knew, I knew they were like YouTubers or something, or shooting a sketch or something. Yeah, they have a camera, blah blah blah. So they're doing like some like like Borat, Ali G kind of sketch on me. Oh yeah, you know what I mean? So, um, they're like, okay, you know, and it's like it got very Texas quick. They're like, all right, we're gonna walk you out there, we're gonna— don't worry, we're gonna surround you, and if something happens, we're gonna— we got your back. And I was like, okay, okay. And I was like, I was like, I don't— these are— they're YouTubers, I'm sure that's gonna happen. But in the back of your mind, with like all the stuff that goes on nowadays, you're like, okay, I never know who— this is it. So I'm walking down the stairs and then they come up to me and they're like, they're like, they're like, Jason Nash! Jason Nash! Like that. And I was like, hey, hey, what's up guys? What's going on? And the guy had his hand behind his back like that. And like, and I go, I go, what's up? What's up? How's it going? He goes, we just want to talk, we just want to talk. Like that. And I was like, okay. And I go, show me your hands. Show me your hands like that. And then he showed me his hands, and then I could tell the guy was like in character and doing a sketch, and— but they weren't even filming it. But then I didn't— and then, oh, they were filming it, but I didn't know that till later. And then I just said to him, I was just like, I was like, just ask me, just ask me, I'll do the, do the video. And he was like, scary. Okay, okay. And I got in the car. It was so stressful, so weird. But it's funny when like It's funny when you, you, you can tell someone's doing like an Ali G thing on you. David has put his microphone down.