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David Goes to Court

Well, what would you be doing?

October 24, 201931:23David
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Jason31:07
They do? They roast them? They're like, that was the worst thing I've ever heard.
David31:10
Like, the best moments are like when Simon Cowell goes, that sounded like a sheep giving birth, right? Like, those are the best lines. Yeah, like that, that— like, I would love to be able to do that.
Jason31:20
What if I got up there and you were the judge? What would you say?
David31:23
Well, what would you be doing?
Jason31:25
Well, I'd probably just do my tap dancing that I, that I've been working on.
David31:29
I love your tap dancing, so, you know, I'm gonna be pretty positive about that.
Jason31:32
Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm gonna apply. I'm gonna apply.