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David Goes to Court

Dictator.

October 24, 20194:47Jason
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David4:14
Especially on Christmas, I'm like, you're not fucking coming back here, there's no way. And the reason I paid for it was before she went to the guy, and she goes, you owe us $500. That's your fine. And then she asks everybody else that's there in court, she's…
Jason4:37
She's seen too much Judge Judy.
David4:38
But it doesn't work. It doesn't work when you're the judge, because you just come off arrogant, because you already have so much power. So it doesn't come off in a funny way. It just comes off in a condescending way.
Jason4:47
Dictator.
David4:48
Yeah, just like a dictator way. And, and, and, and yeah. And I want to raise my hand, but I didn't want to tell everybody that was going to pay for this guy because it would have been just weird, right? So I just like, I was like, yeah, I'm going to pay for i…
Jason5:09
So surprise, bitch.
David5:11
Yeah. So, so I wanted to pay for the guy, but that was, that was such a weird—