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David Goes to Court

Especially on Christmas, I'm like, you're not fucking coming back here, there's no way. And the reason I paid for it was before she went to the guy, and she goes, you owe us $500. That's your fine. And then she asks everybody else that's there in court, she's like, would anybody here like to pay his fines, as a joke. But she was being sarcastic, sassy the entire time.

October 24, 20194:14David
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Jason4:06
Oh, that's so nice, David.
David4:07
But yeah, it was, he was, I just didn't want him to go back.
Jason4:10
Yeah, right. You're like, this is awful, I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy.
David4:14
Especially on Christmas, I'm like, you're not fucking coming back here, there's no way. And the reason I paid for it was before she went to the guy, and she goes, you owe us $500. That's your fine. And then she asks everybody else that's there in court, she's like, would anybody here like to pay his fines, as a joke. But she was being sarcastic, sassy the entire time.
Jason4:37
She's seen too much Judge Judy.
David4:38
But it doesn't work. It doesn't work when you're the judge, because you just come off arrogant, because you already have so much power. So it doesn't come off in a funny way. It just comes off in a condescending way.
Jason4:47
Dictator.