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David Gets Pulled Over

So weird. And he had this, like, smirk on his face as he's leaving, like, you know, like, fuck, I got caught. What did you think when you went to get your pizza? Wasn't there. I mean, just like the fucking laundry, bro. Like, he's a fucking asshole, dude. Did you know it was David who took it? Yes, I fucking knew it was David.

December 1, 202038:13Jason
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David37:31
You go, what did you say?
Jason37:33
Not only did he say like, not only did he come in my room, but like he like hunted me out like, like Ew, ew. What? Like, I was like, what the fuck's going on? Like, I exit the bathroom, he's like, good night, bro. I was like, okay, that's fucking weird, right…
David37:55
Like, yeah. And then at the end, at the end of the, uh, like as we're walking away, I'm like, I'm like going out for like a hike or something. Ilya goes, and then on top of that You go, you're jerking off in there. And he fucking read me like a book for that…
Jason38:13
So weird. And he had this, like, smirk on his face as he's leaving, like, you know, like, fuck, I got caught. What did you think when you went to get your pizza? Wasn't there. I mean, just like the fucking laundry, bro. Like, he's a fucking asshole, dude. Did you know it was David who took it? Yes, I fucking knew it was David.
David38:27
Who else is going to fucking take my pizza that I wrote? Don't fucking touch it.
Jason38:33
That is fucked up because that pizza is hard to get. You have to wait in line for—
David38:35
Oh, it's the toughest to get.