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David Gets Pulled Over

Not only did he say like, not only did he come in my room, but like he like hunted me out like, like Ew, ew. What? Like, I was like, what the fuck's going on? Like, I exit the bathroom, he's like, good night, bro. I was like, okay, that's fucking weird, right? And then I thought that like I did something wrong, like maybe he was just trying to be nice to me, like for once. I don't fucking know.

December 1, 202037:33Jason
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David33:46
it pisses you off. I was streaming and I stream Warzone where you can get wins, blah, blah, blah. And our buddy Vardan, who's I think 13 years old, right? 14. 14. He's 14 years old. He has never gotten a win. So I played with him yesterday. I got him his firs…
Jason37:31
Yeah.
David37:31
You go, what did you say?
Jason37:33
Not only did he say like, not only did he come in my room, but like he like hunted me out like, like Ew, ew. What? Like, I was like, what the fuck's going on? Like, I exit the bathroom, he's like, good night, bro. I was like, okay, that's fucking weird, right? And then I thought that like I did something wrong, like maybe he was just trying to be nice to me, like for once. I don't fucking know.
David37:55
Like, yeah. And then at the end, at the end of the, uh, like as we're walking away, I'm like, I'm like going out for like a hike or something. Ilya goes, and then on top of that You go, you're jerking off in there. And he fucking read me like a book for that…
Jason38:13
So weird. And he had this, like, smirk on his face as he's leaving, like, you know, like, fuck, I got caught. What did you think when you went to get your pizza? Wasn't there. I mean, just like the fucking laundry, bro. Like, he's a fucking asshole, dude. Did…
David38:27
Who else is going to fucking take my pizza that I wrote? Don't fucking touch it.