David Gets Pulled Over

Yeah, he came around often. What are the chances? Anyways, so no, this was a year before Tequila Taylor came out. This was like, uh, sophomore year of high school. I was like beyond innocent. I did not like go to parties yet. I didn't even— I just danced and I was a very good girl. And one day I'm sitting in class and I get a slip that I need to go to the dean's office. And so I was automatically like, I was just started to panic and my heart was racing so fast. I'm walking to the dean's office, I sit down, there's two scary people sitting there and they're like, you just got reported for drinking on campus. Um, someone reported that my breath smelled like alcohol. And I go, oh, that's just my, my gum. And they were like really rude to me. And so they go, we're gonna have to call your mom. So we call my mom, she's like, you have to what? And I was I was like, yeah, Mom, I don't know, they're gonna breathalyze me. And she goes, huh, well, did you drink? And I was like, no, I, I don't. I mean, I was— and I was shaking, I was so scared. So anyways, um, obviously I blew the zeros, zero, zero, zero. And I guess some teacher reported me for drinking on campus. So after that, I, I don't know if it was my personality that people think that like I'm drunk all the time. Or that I did smell like alcohol, but I was extremely offended. And after that, I, I was pretty much scarred. But then I, uh, you know, not until my junior year did I find tequila.