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DAVID GETS INTIMATE WITH NATALIE!!

He's probably, why the fuck is this old man following me? I'm not taking this sweatshirt off for this fucking weirdo. Who do you think in history would have been a really good couple but they never got together? Like from any times? Like, I think Jesus Christ and Natalie Portman would have hit it off perfectly. I thought you're gonna say Natalie. Oh, fuck no. Jesus would have blown his brains out. He wouldn't have the patience for Natalie. Yeah, no way. Really? He'd turn water into wine every fucking night having to deal with Natalie. He'd try to walk on water and then fucking drown himself. She's not that bad. She's rough. She's rough, especially when you're like close to her for a while. If you compare Jason with anybody in history, who would it be? Anybody in history that I like know he'd get along with? Yeah, they'd be a great power couple. Honestly, honestly, honestly, Tiffany Haddish. Yeah. Yeah, I think Tiffany Haddish would get along a lot. I was on a show with her once because I think Tiffany Haddish would like fucking throw punches at him.

February 1, 202222:38David
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Jason21:56
That's what we surmised.
David21:57
Yeah, it's It happened before, actually, 2 years ago, where I ran up to somebody at the airport. Yeah, they were wearing my merch, and I was like, clickbait! And she was like, oh my God, I totally knew who you are, but this is my sister. So that could have be…
Jason22:34
That's what he did. He like started to walk really fast.
David22:38
He's probably, why the fuck is this old man following me? I'm not taking this sweatshirt off for this fucking weirdo. Who do you think in history would have been a really good couple but they never got together? Like from any times? Like, I think Jesus Christ and Natalie Portman would have hit it off perfectly. I thought you're gonna say Natalie. Oh, fuck no. Jesus would have blown his brains out…
Jason23:34
Put him in line.
David23:35
Yeah, like I think Tiffany would like, yeah, keep him in check. Like, not like physical punches, but like would like make fun of him. And Jason would really like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tiffany would make Jason Her little bitch. Jason loves to be like ordered…
Jason23:51
I do, I do.