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DAVID GETS INTIMATE WITH NATALIE!!

And fucking, um, what? We walk in there and he's got his shirt off and he's smoking hookah and he's just having a Jonah Saturday night. He's writing his script and we're all hanging out and having like a really good time. And before, I was at Marnie's house and I was starving and I was like, can I have a protein shake? And she was like, yeah, it's fine, you know. And, um, so I go in and I had the protein shake and right before I left she goes, she goes, oh no, you didn't, you didn't get the protein out of the, the pantry, did you? And I go, yeah. And Marnie like notoriously can't poop, and she gave me, um, like fiber protein. Like it's literally meant so you like poop. So I was like super gassy. So I was like, me, it's me, Brandon, Adam W, and Jonah. And we're all sitting around in Jonah's apartment on a Saturday night, and I start farting like crazy, like awful, awful farts. And Adam W— and you know, if you fart around Jonah, like everyone, everyone just thinks it's Jonah.

February 1, 20227:31Jason
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David7:25
Yes. Okay. So you don't do that. No, no, that's probably the best part.
Jason7:28
Yo, last night I was with Jonah. I was at Jonah's house.
David7:30
Oh boy.
Jason7:31
And fucking, um, what? We walk in there and he's got his shirt off and he's smoking hookah and he's just having a Jonah Saturday night. He's writing his script and we're all hanging out and having like a really good time. And before, I was at Marnie's house and I was starving and I was like, can I have a protein shake? And she was like, yeah, it's fine, you know. And, um, so I go in and I had the…
David8:26
It was so funny. And you And you could literally fart. It could be so obvious. And you go, Jonah, what the fuck? And then Jonah will go, sorry.
Jason8:39
And Adam—
David8:40
Jonah doesn't actually have control of his, of his asshole. So he will actually think that it was him. He'll be like, oh yeah, that must have been me. I mean, no one else is farting around here.