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David Gets Drunk
And Ilya wanted to race me and I raced him like around like this huge like field and I beat him. And then the next fucking day he's like, bro, that wasn't even like a serious race. Like, I didn't even want to race. And then I reminded him, I'm like, Ilya, you asked me to race and then you waited till everyone came out of the house because you were like, Everyone come out of the house, I need an audience. And he lost that race. No, I was so drunk. This has been the best time I've ever had in the last 3 years. This has been the most fun I've had in a single night. Really?
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No, you weren't, dude.
I had the best— I had the best time of my life.
Yeah.
And Ilya wanted to race me and I raced him like around like this huge like field and I beat him. And then the next fucking day he's like, bro, that wasn't even like a serious race. Like, I didn't even want to race. And then I reminded him, I'm like, Ilya, you asked me to race and then you waited till everyone came out of the house because you were like, Everyone come out of the house, I need an a…
David kissed me on the lips 3 times.
Yeah, I kissed Ilya, and I was just like, with all my friends, I was like, I'll make out with any of you, I don't fucking care. I felt so good. How many drinks got Nick Salerno's dad was fucking wasted. No. Yeah, bro.
So Nick Salerno's dad was wasted. Oh, fine.