David Gets Drunk
He shot her right in the leg. She didn't even flinch. And I was like, what the fuck? So I grabbed the gun from him and I shot her in the leg again and she didn't flinch. And then we shot him and then his 15-year-old brother came out and he's like, can you shoot me too? So then I had to ask his mom. I had to ask his mom for permission. So I shot his brother in the leg and I was running out of— I ran out of paintball bullets. So they had to run upstairs and get their own to put in my gun so I could shoot them with it. And then we drove away from there and like, it already seemed pretty crazy because everyone seemed like really hyped on getting shot with the paintball gun. So like, it felt like we were in a bizarre place. And then we pull like a block away and this woman is chasing her dog that's just gotten off the leash. She's like, help me, help my dog! And Ilya and I just pull the fucking Tesla over. Ilya hops out and chases this like pug down, this fat pug. And then, yeah, we give her the dog back and she's like, thank you. It was really funny. And then we're just like, where the fuck are we?