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David Gets Drunk

So I told Taylor to book our flights back. She sent me like— she sent me the flight options and it was one first-class seat available and there was a bunch in economy. And I go to Ilya, Ilya sleeping, he's hungover. I'm like, Ilya, should I fly first class and you go economy or you want to sit together? And he's really drunk and he goes, we're best friends. And I go, and I go, okay, okay, okay, we'll both sit in economy. So, so So I tell Taylor, I'm like, I'm like, uh, okay, go ahead, book us both in economy. So she books my seat, window seat in economy first. Um, but then as she's booking Ilya's, there's a warning sign that goes, hey, because of COVID people can't sit next to each other. So she can't book Ilya next to me, so she books him as a first class seat.

June 22, 202020:30Jason
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Jason20:19
You went to Fiji for 3 months the other year.
David20:21
Give me a break.
John20:24
Dave, you want to tell Jace how Taylor booked our plane tickets a few days ago?
Jason20:30
So I told Taylor to book our flights back. She sent me like— she sent me the flight options and it was one first-class seat available and there was a bunch in economy. And I go to Ilya, Ilya sleeping, he's hungover. I'm like, Ilya, should I fly first class and you go economy or you want to sit together? And he's really drunk and he goes, we're best friends. And I go, and I go, okay, okay, okay, w…
Ella21:16
It was the only seat left.
Jason21:18
And then she sends me the breakdown. It's me all the way back in economy. Like row 40 and Ilya, Ilya and Ilya in first class. And Ilya is like, hell yeah, look, I'm first class.
David21:32
And I'm like, go fuck yourself.