David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

When cops are fun, you're just like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's like, it's so, it's so easy for a cop to make you laugh because it's the last person you'd expect to make you laugh. It's like, it's like a priest making you laugh or like, I don't know. Yeah, I d…

I have a joke. It goes, um, it goes— but I go, I have a joke about you. I go, oh, David, uh, David's, David's great, you know. And this, this is why David's great. He's, uh, he's— who, who else would pick up a 45-year-old guy off the street, you know? That's…

That is, that's a pretty good joke. Can I add to it?

Yeah, just don't say my name. Don't say that joke. Keep my name out of your mouth.

I tried to tell you a David joke.

I'm kidding. What's your favorite joke?