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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

I have a joke. It goes, um, it goes— but I go, I have a joke about you. I go, oh, David, uh, David's, David's great, you know. And this, this is why David's great. He's, uh, he's— who, who else would pick up a 45-year-old guy off the street, you know? That's like really great. And I remember when I met him, I said, David, I'm broke. I I said, you know, my kids don't respect me, I'm divorced, I owe $80,000 in taxes, never been able to hold down a job, I've failed at every single thing I've ever done in my life. And David looked at me and he said, you're perfect. I love you in every way. I said, really? He goes, yeah, don't change a thing.

April 5, 20199:30Jason
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David9:08
Yeah.
Jason9:08
You don't expect them to be fun.
David9:09
When cops are fun, you're just like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's like, it's so, it's so easy for a cop to make you laugh because it's the last person you'd expect to make you laugh. It's like, it's like a priest making you laugh or like, I don't know. Yeah, I d…
Jason9:30
I have a joke. It goes, um, it goes— but I go, I have a joke about you. I go, oh, David, uh, David's, David's great, you know. And this, this is why David's great. He's, uh, he's— who, who else would pick up a 45-year-old guy off the street, you know? That's like really great. And I remember when I met him, I said, David, I'm broke. I I said, you know, my kids don't respect me, I'm divorced, I ow…
David10:06
That is, that's a pretty good joke. Can I add to it?
Jason10:09
Please. Oh wow, now you're gonna be helpful.
David10:11
Yeah, just don't say my name. Don't say that joke. Keep my name out of your mouth.