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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway
When cops are fun, you're just like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's like, it's so, it's so easy for a cop to make you laugh because it's the last person you'd expect to make you laugh. It's like, it's like a priest making you laugh or like, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, give me one of your jokes for your stand-up gig. I want to, I want to judge it. Like, give me a story that you have.
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Or if cops are fun.
Yeah.
You don't expect them to be fun.
When cops are fun, you're just like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's like, it's so, it's so easy for a cop to make you laugh because it's the last person you'd expect to make you laugh. It's like, it's like a priest making you laugh or like, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, give me one of your jokes for your stand-up gig. I want to, I want to judge it. Like, give me a story that you have.
I have a joke. It goes, um, it goes— but I go, I have a joke about you. I go, oh, David, uh, David's, David's great, you know. And this, this is why David's great. He's, uh, he's— who, who else would pick up a 45-year-old guy off the street, you know? That's…
That is, that's a pretty good joke. Can I add to it?
Please. Oh wow, now you're gonna be helpful.