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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

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April 5, 20199:08David
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Jason8:47
What if Jeff just sprinted?
David8:49
He's no, he saw them first and he thought they were like fake cops. So he sprinted the other direction. Yeah. As a joke. But then he came back and then he realized that they were real cops and that's when I— yeah, they were, they were so nice. Oh yeah. It's s…
Jason9:06
Or if cops are fun.
David9:08
Yeah.
Jason9:08
You don't expect them to be fun.
David9:09
When cops are fun, you're just like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's like, it's so, it's so easy for a cop to make you laugh because it's the last person you'd expect to make you laugh. It's like, it's like a priest making you laugh or like, I don't know. Yeah, I d…
Jason9:30
I have a joke. It goes, um, it goes— but I go, I have a joke about you. I go, oh, David, uh, David's, David's great, you know. And this, this is why David's great. He's, uh, he's— who, who else would pick up a 45-year-old guy off the street, you know? That's…