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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

Or if cops are fun.

April 5, 20199:06Jason
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David7:53
They were arresting me in the driveway and they were like asking me to spread my legs. They were like patting me down and Natalie was there and she was like just checking me. And yeah, but then I was like, I was just fucking kidding. I can keep a straight fac…
Jason8:47
What if Jeff just sprinted?
David8:49
He's no, he saw them first and he thought they were like fake cops. So he sprinted the other direction. Yeah. As a joke. But then he came back and then he realized that they were real cops and that's when I— yeah, they were, they were so nice. Oh yeah. It's s…
Jason9:06
Or if cops are fun.
David9:08
Yeah.
Jason9:08
You don't expect them to be fun.
David9:09
When cops are fun, you're just like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's like, it's so, it's so easy for a cop to make you laugh because it's the last person you'd expect to make you laugh. It's like, it's like a priest making you laugh or like, I don't know. Yeah, I d…