David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

They were arresting me in the driveway and they were like asking me to spread my legs. They were like patting me down and Natalie was there and she was like just checking me. And yeah, but then I was like, I was just fucking kidding. I can keep a straight face. I was like, we're just fucking with you. And then Jeff walked up who's like an ex-convict and I saw him pulling up and I'm still talking to the cops and I'm like, that's my friend. He's an actual real criminal. And they go, what's his name? And I'm like, Jeff Wittek. And they go, okay, okay, okay. And then he's walking up and they go, Jeff Wittek, are you Jeff Wittek? And, and he goes, yeah. And they go, keep your hands where we can see them. And he pulls them out of his pocket and puts them up. And like, Jeff notices that I'm not recording either. So he's confused. And then we're just like, ah, no, we're just fucking with you. And Jeff's like, what the fuck, David? I'm actually a criminal. And these are actually real cops. You can't be telling police officers this.