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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway
you look at me, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna totally twist this. I know exactly how I did it. Okay, I went, I went, I don't I don't— I can't think of any at the top of my head.
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So I'm like, I'm not gonna ask him because I'm such a hesitant pussyfuck. And then hesitant pussyfuck, and then I go And then I go, no, you know what, David's my friend and he likes me and he wants to see me do well. I'm gonna turn around, I'm gonna ask him,…
Yeah.
So I turn around on the plane and I go, I go, hey, I go, hey, do you think of any stories that would be good for my stand-up? And you go—
you look at me, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna totally twist this. I know exactly how I did it. Okay, I went, I went, I don't I don't— I can't think of any at the top of my head.
You go— you, you looked at me, you had a look on your face like, oh my God, this guy thinks I care about him.
It's not true.
You had a look on your face like this. You were like, oh wow, he actually thinks that I am concerned with him in any way. He thinks that we're friends.