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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway
So I'm like, I'm not gonna ask him because I'm such a hesitant pussyfuck. And then hesitant pussyfuck, and then I go And then I go, no, you know what, David's my friend and he likes me and he wants to see me do well. I'm gonna turn around, I'm gonna ask him, do you— can you think of any stories from like our time together that would be good in stand-up?
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No, I'm just— I'm curious. I'm curious if it ever gets to that point. I don't know.
Yeah, we went to Vegas last week, and I'm working on my show. I'm doing a show on Sunday. Yeah, a stand-up show. And we're on the plane, Dave is sitting behind me, and, uh, oh my God, I can't— I couldn't believe you did this. I couldn't believe this was on th…
I don't think what I did was wrong. I remember when it came out of my mouth, I'm like, it sounds kind of harsh, but like I don't think it's that bad because I genuinely didn't know.
So I'm like, I'm not gonna ask him because I'm such a hesitant pussyfuck. And then hesitant pussyfuck, and then I go And then I go, no, you know what, David's my friend and he likes me and he wants to see me do well. I'm gonna turn around, I'm gonna ask him, do you— can you think of any stories from like our time together that would be good in stand-up?
Yeah.
So I turn around on the plane and I go, I go, hey, I go, hey, do you think of any stories that would be good for my stand-up? And you go—
you look at me, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna totally twist this. I know exactly how I did it. Okay, I went, I went, I don't I don't— I can't think of any at the top of my head.