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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway
I don't think what I did was wrong. I remember when it came out of my mouth, I'm like, it sounds kind of harsh, but like I don't think it's that bad because I genuinely didn't know.
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No, I don't know, bro, I gotta change my shorts.
No, I'm just— I'm curious. I'm curious if it ever gets to that point. I don't know.
Yeah, we went to Vegas last week, and I'm working on my show. I'm doing a show on Sunday. Yeah, a stand-up show. And we're on the plane, Dave is sitting behind me, and, uh, oh my God, I can't— I couldn't believe you did this. I couldn't believe this was on th…
I don't think what I did was wrong. I remember when it came out of my mouth, I'm like, it sounds kind of harsh, but like I don't think it's that bad because I genuinely didn't know.
So I'm like, I'm not gonna ask him because I'm such a hesitant pussyfuck. And then hesitant pussyfuck, and then I go And then I go, no, you know what, David's my friend and he likes me and he wants to see me do well. I'm gonna turn around, I'm gonna ask him,…
Yeah.
So I turn around on the plane and I go, I go, hey, I go, hey, do you think of any stories that would be good for my stand-up? And you go—