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David Gets Arrested in His Driveway

Yeah, we went to Vegas last week, and I'm working on my show. I'm doing a show on Sunday. Yeah, a stand-up show. And we're on the plane, Dave is sitting behind me, and, uh, oh my God, I can't— I couldn't believe you did this. I couldn't believe this was on the top of the list. This was top shelf, David. High-end, David. This was— so I'm getting ready for my show, I'm pretty stressed about it. So I'm like, all right, I have stand-up, and then I'm like, I'm gonna fill a lot of time with just stories, you know, because I haven't been doing stand-up. So like 15 minutes of stand-up, and then I'm trying to come up with like a couple stories. And, uh, and David, uh, oh, is this when you asked me about stories? Sunday, Sunday at Irvine, actually, Irvine Improv. But I, I'm in my chair, I'm sitting there, and I'm like I know he's stressed. I know he's like, gotta get a vlog, and we're on our way to Vegas, and he's stressed because he's like paid for everybody to go to Vegas or whatever. And I'm like, but he is, he is like, he is like the best like creative person that I vibe with the best. David is, and he's very fun.

April 5, 20193:08Jason
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David2:58
Chris is so sexy, I just orgasmed while working out.
Jason3:02
No, I don't know, bro, I gotta change my shorts.
David3:05
No, I'm just— I'm curious. I'm curious if it ever gets to that point. I don't know.
Jason3:08
Yeah, we went to Vegas last week, and I'm working on my show. I'm doing a show on Sunday. Yeah, a stand-up show. And we're on the plane, Dave is sitting behind me, and, uh, oh my God, I can't— I couldn't believe you did this. I couldn't believe this was on the top of the list. This was top shelf, David. High-end, David. This was— so I'm getting ready for my show, I'm pretty stressed about it. So…
David4:07
I don't think what I did was wrong. I remember when it came out of my mouth, I'm like, it sounds kind of harsh, but like I don't think it's that bad because I genuinely didn't know.
Jason4:15
So I'm like, I'm not gonna ask him because I'm such a hesitant pussyfuck. And then hesitant pussyfuck, and then I go And then I go, no, you know what, David's my friend and he likes me and he wants to see me do well. I'm gonna turn around, I'm gonna ask him,…
David4:36
Yeah.